Here you will find all sorts of interesting and wonderful information out about all the characters that appear in the comic.  Well, not all sorts, but some.  Well, okay, a little.  And I made most of it up myself.  So there.

 An inhabitant of our world, Alex was sucked into the world of Chrono Trigger, and through an amazing twist of events has set out to save Princess Nadia with just his courage and all the items he ever collected while playing Final Fantasy IV.  But the question is, will it be enough?

Other Playable Characters

Originally designed as a Kareoke bot, Lucca found that people preferred to beat on it instead, and she switched it to a combat trainer.  Now he accompanies Captain SNES on his quest to  save Princess Lucca.  No one knows why this robot was sent by Lucca, but after a hit in its programming center, this once peaceful robot is starting to show signs of mental aberration.

 The smart mouth Black Magic genius of Mysidia has joined with Captain SNES

to stop the evil drab lord so he can get some action with the girl of his dreams Suzy.  And oh yeah, because it's his duty or something.....

She's currently one of the voices of reason in the party, although she can be a bit... obsessive compulsive at times.  She tries to do the right thing whenever possible, but is often put off by Captain SNES' crude style.

Bob remains an enigma.  He is known to be a shape shifter of some manner, consuming the flesh of his enemies and taking their form.  He is also known to be a manipulator of some skill, having tricked Kain into killing Bikke the Pirate.  His goals are as yet unknown.

One of the heroes responsible for the defeat of the entity lavos.  He has the unique ability to go back in time and relive the events surrounding that time.  He has saved the world more times than he can remember.  Currently, he’s upset that his beau is not available for booty calls.

 One of the heroes responsible for the defeat of the entity known as Lavos.  After its defeat Lucca found herself growing bored with her life, and began experimenting with trans-dimensional science.   She is jealous of Marle, and has demonstrated a rather bad temper.  In fact, if one recalls, she's responsible for Marle's current fate.

One of the heroes responsible for the defeat of the entity lavos.  After  his defeat, Marle turned her attention to her duties as a princess and girlfriend to Crono.  She's cute, loving, rich, kind, everything a man could want out of a girlfriend.   Currently, she's being recruited by Rydia of Mist for some mysterious task.

Ruler of the Kingdom of Baron (or should we say the former kingdom of Baron), King Cecil has been lured into a trap by the Drab Lord himself.  

After the defeat of Zeromus, FuSoYa and the Lunarian Collective decided to take the moon to search for its own place in the universe.  Unfortunately do to the tampering of his traveling companion, Golbez, he's gotta stay up the whole trip.  He's gotten really good at Go Fish though.

After wiping out large parts of the human race Golbez was brought around to see the error of his ways.  Due to his bad PR with those on Earth, he decided to journey with FuSoYa and the Lunarians to find a new place to live.  Currently he's very bored because he broke the Hibernation Chambers with a freeware program called Monkeyspank, which was responsible for the destruction of the Lunarian homeworld.  I'm sure no bad will come from his error....

Though Cid is still old, he's still a hard ass.  I mean, come on, the guy took a bomb to the face and slept it off.  You gotta admire that.  He's the poster boy for Engineers everywhere.  His daughter's going to be getting married soon

Edge has been going through a hard time recently.  First his girl dumped him, and now he's been embroiled in the center of a political struggle for possession of the crystals.  It is Edge's position that no one country should lay claim to the 8 crystals of this world, that they should instead be kept in the tower of Ba-bel.  Whether he'll have his way remains to be seen.

The current King of Fabul, Yang is often away from his country, dealing with the 'vicious and cunning' Sylphs, as he calls them.  Perhaps it's their magic or gentleness or beauty that draws him to visit them all the time.  Or perhaps its the fact that he's married to a woman that hits him in the head with a frying pan every morning.  I'd start playing the field too.

Enemies

Ah, the infamous drab lord revealed.  

Once Cecil's good friend and loyal protector, Kain has once again managed to find himself on the path of darkness.  He seeks only to be with the love of his life, Rosa.  He can be a bit overbearing with his affection at times.....

Rydia of Mist seems changed of recent, a change that seems to have been caused by the Mysterious Artifact known as the Shard of Tears.  Though in cahoots with the mysterious Drab Lord, she seems discontent with his current, rather..... over the top approach, and has recruited Princess Marle to help in some mysterious task.  What that is, is unknown.

Long ago he was defeated by the Light Warriors of the original Final Fantasy.  He returned to try to reclaim his rightful place as the Final Fantasy franchise character.  It's rumored that he sought to kill Cid, for taking his place in that role.  Guess we'll never know.

Host of "Legend of Zelda: The Weakest Link", Anne Robinson sought to defeat Captain SNES because he posed a threat to her worldview.  Some say she is the most bitter human alive. Oh wait, she's dead.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This bad ass mo' fo' is more trouble than you can shake a master sword at.  He can only be killed by the Master Sword followed by silver arrow straight to the heart.  Although a 30 Megawatt Plasma cannon blast straight to the face seemed to slow him down real nice.

Once a peace loving NPC, radiation made him an enemy of civilization, eh.  Fat Chocobo attempted to defeat the party, and after learning of the Captain's special powers, merely attempted to maximize the suffering of the party.  He was defeated by Bob, in such a grizzly manner even this comic refused to show it.  Urgh.

NPCs

One of the pre-eminent inventors from Crono's world, Taban also has one of the largest collections of Sprite-Porn Magazines known to man, and frequents the bathroom for disturbing amounts of time to 'read' them.  Personally I don't believe him when he says it's shaving cream in the sink.....

A simple ordinary house cat.  Nothing unusual here….

Crono's mom is one of the most kind, sweet, and understanding people out there.  She's obviously up to something....

  Norstein Bekkler runs a simple show called the "Tent of Horrors" at the millenial fair, and pretends to be just a simple carnival entertainer.  He had some connection with brining Anne Robinson into the world of Cronos, as well as the links.  His objectives are unclear, but Lucca seems to have him under control for now....

Various incarnations of the Hero Link, these four each compete for Zelda's affection, and fight the evil wizard Ganon.  And in their off time they run in fear from the power of the evil Chicken lord. 

This charming lady is the driving force behind the Zelda games and the Zelda universe.  She has been incarnated many times, each time bearing the same name.  Kinda creepy actually.  She is the one who chose Alex to take the place of the original Captain N, who apparently disappeared after the Great Change.  Her motives are, as always, mysterious.

After losing her position as High Fae Queen to a younger and more attractive Faerie, she took up drinking to drown away her sorrows.  She hasn't been off the wagon since (or is it on the wagon?  I get confused sometimes).  Currently she's tending the bar at Damcyan Castle.

Ah, the beauties of arranged marriages.  Yang's Wife is the devoted and overly violent wife of King Yang.  Blissfully ignorant of her husband's 'fascination' with the soft and gentle Sylphs, she still imagines that things are well in her marriage.  Should things ever hit the fan.... well, let's just say I wouldn't want to be around.

#1 and #2 have been Cid's assistants for as long as anyone can remember.  Though neither of them would admit it, both of them have a great deal of respect for their boss, and loathe the day they have to leave him and start working on their own.  That's why they're slacking off on their Thesis.

No one known his real name.  He's just a sad boy in a world that cares nothing for him.  Awwww......