Episode Guide

Intermission: The Lonely Cell
#163: Memories of the Present Long Forgotten
#164: The Voice of the Enemy
#165: Tough Choices
#166: Subtle Manipulations

#238: SNES Strikes Back

#327: The cat wouldn't know
#328: The Paradox of Memory

#355: Power of the Sovereign

#397:  Misdirection

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ChronoTrigger
#005: Here Comes the Cap'n
#006: Climactic Battle!
#007: Deja Vu All Over Again
#008: Pesky Carpet Stains
#009: Sometimes You Don't Wanna Know
#010: The Important Things
#011: Public Service Announcement
#012: Damn Reality

#019: The Angst of a Battle Bot
#020: Young Lucca Plays it Cool
#021: Transition to the Link
#022: Norstein's New Game
#023: The Missing Link
#024: This is Why It's the Tent of Horrors
#025: The Captain's Past Revealed!
#026: The Curse of the Silent Protagonist
#027: SPS - The Silent Silencer
#028: And Now A Word From the Audience
#029: It's All Just Consumer Psychology
#030: The Weakest Link Meets Survivor
#031: Ganon's Debut
#032: The Fight Begins
#033: Must Be All Those 80's Cartoons
#034: Her Plan...
#035: Ayn Rand, Anne Robinson... hmmm
#036: Bekkler's Wily Plan
#037: For the Record, that's 10,959 times
#038: Friends Don't Let Friends Drink Pabst
#039: Curse That 16 Bit Resolution!
#040: Light Gun? It's a fricken' Bazooka!
#041: Can you feel the love, yo?
#042: You are the Weakest Link, Goodbye!

#046: So he names his tool...
#047: Confrontation with Bekkler, pt 1
#048: Confrontation with Bekkler, pt 2
#049: I don't think she's a cat person
#050: Thou shalt not covet Crono's ho
#051: C'mon, you've all thought it...
#052: Don't be this man

#055: Ewwwww......

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Final Fantasy IV:
#056: And wacky antics ensue.
#057: Bikke the pirate unmasked

#060: Bikke's Secret Weapon
#061: Cat attack
#062: Late comic? What?
#063: Hearing voices

#065: Well it has been a while...
#066: Our thoughtful Plot Summary
#067: Bikke's Gambit
#068: Kain Makes An Entrance
#069: <--- (Author Laughs uncontrollably)
#070: Maybe he's moonlighting in FF 5
#071: Cats are like lephrachauns
#072: Why Kain is Invincible

#082: Waking up to bad news
#083: What? A prison that keeps people in?
#084: All this for a minor inconsistency
#085: It's messed once you think about it
#086: It was political until I got bored
#087: The right priorities...
#088: Fred Sneider's Revenge
#089: Yes folks, I like Palom better
#090: Prisons designed by the lowest bidder
#091: Right out of left field
#092: Bob the introspective zombie
#093: Well they are pallete swaps...
#094: Cap'N tells it as he sees it
#095: Will Cap'n ever level up?
#096: Gato's not a member of Amnesty Intl.
#097: We're politically correct, after all

#103: He must be used to turn-based
#104: Smackin' Up Ol' Siggie Boy
#105: In RPG's, it's really only useful for bathroom breaks

#109: Sadly, this is his day job
#110: Definition of Insanity
#111: I Don't Advise trying the advice with loved ones
#112: I wanted an excuse to use that pose
#113: Always wondered what happened to all that stuff
#114: Fringe Benefits of Being a Hero
#115: You don't wanna know what he named Cait Sith
#116: And now for something random...
#117: It's a very distinctive fragrance....
#118: I wanna be there the day Goofy snaps and starts beating kids up
#119: Yeah, yeah, made of people. Heard it before.
#120: He's got a social conscience. Kinda....

#133: Cap'n could use some sensitivity training
#134: I'll show you the power.... of Choco-Anger!
#135: Adding kindling to the fire
#136: The consequences of his insults weigh heavy on him
#137: It's disturbing that he has that memorized.....
#138: She's not stupid.... just a little overzealous.
#139: Gonna turn back the hands of time....
#140: And in case you're wondering, they can't stop him. In combat, you wait your turn!
#!141: This was much more entertaining than my original idea! Or at least more stupid!
#142: Everything I ever needed to know I learned from DBZ
#143: Too bad there wasn't room for an Anne Robinson joke
#144: Bob's Advice
#145: Bob eats Brains!
#146: Kappa gets Capped
#147: The Captain's New Look
#148: In Palom's defense, he's like 11 years old
#149: And he was on a roll, too...
#150: Back in the game, yo
#151: Freudian connection
#152: Wish I could get by with that much sleep....
#153: The Drab Lord Appears!!

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Desert of Shattered Dreams:
#178: My dreams make even less sense
#179: He doesn't get nice things
#180: Hope Palom's middle name wasn't Bucky
#181: Why your mom told you not to be picky
#182: I feel dirty now....
#183: EVIL DOESN'T DIE! AHAHAHAHAHA!
#184: I was kinda hoping this would work.
#185: Did I Mention He was the Hatred
#186: Cap's a sneaky little prick

#208: Fate knows its the little things
#209: Lo, Even the Land Itself Conspires Against Him
#210: Not a people person
#211: The Chocobo Returneth
#212: Remember kids, it's just a comic.
#213: Unexpected Strategy

#238: SNES Strikes Back
#239: Denoument Discoveries
#240: Fun with Bob
#241: Inner Demons Revealed
#242: Bob Steps in it
#243: Zeromus' Intelligence...
#244: Desert Blues
#245: Fading Memories
#246: Skewed Perspective on Life
#247: Hints of a past long forgotten
#248: Sloppy Seconds
#249: Even immobile he is not defenseless
#250: The Trap of the Desert
#251: Epilepsy warning on this one folks
#252: I don't think 'AIEE' is an official Heston Quote.
#253: Captain Atari must have hated his life
#254: Revelation, Interrupted
#255: Maybe he's just lonely...
#256: Combat Applications of Psychology
#257: How not to make someone give in to their Hatred
#258: Uninvited
#259: What A Captain Hates
#260: ALEX'S ULTIMATE PLAN UNFOLDS!
#261: An End to Hatred
#262: Cynicism show's her power.
#263: Poker Face
#264: Censorship isn't all Bad
#265: A Question of Hope
#266: In Retrospect, It Does Make Him More Badass.
#267: Bob's Little Games
#268: Conspiracy Theory
#269: It wasn't just scenery
#270: Bad Call
#271: Something's Brewing in her Mind
#272: Folger's Plot
#273: Bob's New Form
#274: The Problem With Juan
#275: Familiar Face

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ChronoTrigger Storylines:
Goodbye Marle/Chasing Marle
#002: I Bet She's Not Union Certified
#003: Why Princesses Need Etiquette Classes
#004: Lucca's Promise

#058: The cat strikes back

#101: Yaah! It's Lucca!
#102: Actually Bekkler was the other guy from Loveline

#173: I wonder why Marvel doesn't return my calls?
#174: Embers of Fire Part 1
#175: Embers of Fire Part 2
#176: Why Kino walks like a duck
#177: That's right folks, more wacky hijinks!

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Storming the Fantasy:
#333: Crossed Paths of Fate
#334: Appearance of An Old Fiend
#335: I only wish Valvalis was right
#336: Good plan, false assumption
#337: The Repentence of Lucca
#338: ... ...
#339: The Artful Deception of Valvalis
#340: In RPG's, that actually is a valid question
#341: Anticipated and Unanticipated Answers
#342: I see... pain...
#343: Eruption of Power
#344: Broken Hearts
#345: Cutscene
#346: Friends Long Lost to Time
#347: Frog Squash
#348: Catty Game
#349: Salt in the Wound.
#350: Three Words You Never Say to a Samurai
#351: It's an obscure rule
#352: Gravity and the Harsh Mistress

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Marle's Misadventures:
Final Fantasy IV:
#013: Wow, Another Game
#014: It's a Boy Thing
#015: Porom's Discovery
#016: Porom Lays It Out
#017: Palom Sees the Light
#018: I Wish Status Effects Worked This Well

#043: Be thankful there's no shower scene
#044: Who is today's mystery villain?
#045: The ill-timed scene switch

#053: Mystery Villain stuck at plot point

#106: Protect the environment! Recycle old jokes!
#107: Hopefully, he's not into Sheisen
#108: Kain's gettin' his groove on

#162: The mystery woman revealed

#330: For those of you who don't know Edward...
#331: Rydia's Love
#332: The Omissions are the interesting part
#333: Crossed Paths of Fate

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Nexus:
#356: Admit it, that's hot yo.
#357: TRUE EVIL NEVER DIES!
#358: This always happens when he raises his arms
#359: A Brief and Somewhat Accurate History of Nexus
#360: He really needs to work on his interview skills
#361: Can you tell she's from an RPG?
#362: Inappropriate Request
#363: Game Sprites for Idiots
#364: Cupid Gone Bad
#365: GO F-ZERO!
#366: Misplaced Sympathy
#367: Prelude to Disaster
#368: How to get RPG Sprites to do Anything
#369: Admit it. You're scared.
#370: About as Intimidating as Mr. Wizard
#371: Villain's Second Rule
#372: A shout out to all those Monty Python Fans out there
#373: Pyrrhic Victory
#374: Don't use this one on a potential girlfriend
#375:

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Final Fantasy IV Storylines:
Lunarian Moon:
#098: Bad Narrators and Old Villains
#099: Emerging Plot Complication? Naah.

#230: Golbez's Gambit
#231: Eggplant Wizard's True Power Revealed!

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Peace Conference:
#121: Reflection in a Silverware Drawer
#122: Getting Old Sucks
#123: Nostalgia Ain't What It Used to Be
#124: Tender Loving Care
#126: This folks, is a baaaaaad idea
#127: If you laugh, you're a bad person
#128: I feel kinda guilty about this one
#129: I'm not sure that's how it goes, actually.
#130: Three words a man doesn't wanna hear
#131: Real ultimate power, international strife, and Pabst

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Drab Lord:
#154: Doesn't he know to take the bad news first?
#155: Kain's Flashback Part #1: Constipation Consternation
#156: Kain's Flashback Part #2: Rosa's Trap
#157: Kain's Flashback Part #3: Kain's Revelation
#158: Kain's Flashback Part #4: It's just a bit slow acting
#159: Kain's Flashback Part #5: It all falls into place....
#160: It's the 4th of July Special!
#161: Plot complications are coo.

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On the Good Ship Asparagus:
#187: Just be thankful I didn't pick a BAD verse of that song
#188: Hey, roleplaying a Paladin is hard, yo
#189: A long forgotten face
#190: That Accent is as Real as James Doohan's
#191: Love isn't blind with eyes like that

#202: I call it "Lucas Syndrome"
#203: Sunset
#204: Left Field
#205: Don't ask
#206: Kainazzo's fate

#354: He's lucky he didn't ask for nookie
#355: Power of the Sovereign

Blue Dragon:
#192: Part 1: We don't need no education
#193: Part 2: Let the punishment fit the crime...
#194: Part 3: The Magical Divining Sword
#195: Part 4: Below the Belt
#196: Part 5: The Hero Emerges?
#197: Part 6: We hate what we were...
#198: Part 7: The way Peep should work
#199: Part 8: Engineer's Martial Arts
#200: Part 9: Fourth Wall? What's that?
#201: Part 10: Dragon's End

Of Summoners and Summoned (Rydia):
#329: Rubicante gets burnt

#353: A very unpleasant feud

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Cecil vs. Drab Lord:
#376: The Ass Episode
#377: BATTLE WITH THE DRAB LORD'S MINION!
#378: Secret Identity of the Drab Lord.... Revealed
#379: Class Stereotypes
#380: Forced Interest
#381: Teflon Billy would be proud
#382: Wonder if the rope had more HP than Gilbert?
#383: Unexpected Request
#384: This is probably grounds for divorce
#385: Motivation's Revelation, Part #1
#386: Motivation's Revelation, Part #2
#387: Motivation's Revelation, Part #3
#388: Motivation's Revelation, Part #4
#389: Motivation's Revelation, Part #5
#390: Even a Paladin's Compassion Knows its limits...
#391: Tempestuous Relations
#392: Goggles, Packages, and One Fat Chocobo
#393: Question with an Unexpected Answer
#394:  Delayed Reaction
#395:  Hardcore Action, Spoony Style
#396:  Stalemate

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Kain and the Cat
#398:  Mr.  Suckypants
#399:  Dance Crazed
#400:  The Pig Gets the Point
#401:  The Frog's Finished
#402:  The Curtain Closes for the Little Guy

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Sam and Eggs: (aka Samus and Eggplant Wizard)
#167: Evil with a capital Egg
#168: Samus Aran is cool.
#169: Ten times as vicious, still just as stupid
#170: What level spell is "Transmute Person to Eggplant" anyways?
#171: Remember kids, Drug free's the way to be
#172: The point of all this

#231: Eggplant Wizard's True Power Revealed!
#232: The Almost Unfazeable Samus Aran
#233: The Subtle Mind of a Wizard
#234: Something for our White Wolf fans
#235: Eggplant Wizard's almost brilliant plan
#236: The Interrogation
#237: Someone's been alone for too long...

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Super Magus Bros. Mayhem:
Magus' Training:
#214: Mario's Selective Amnesia
#215: The hammer of Zen
#216: Magus! Fight the Fiercesome Enemy!
#217: Magus vs Goomba!
#218: Do you hear the mushrooms sing?
#219: The ways of the mushroom
#220: Death from Above
#221: The one thing Mario doesn't get
#222: It's good to know someone still respects him.
#223: Magus' not so secret weapon
#224: Changing the Backbeat
#225: Roy's Realization
#226: I don't think Lovecraft's works made it to Super Mario World
#227: Out of left field (hitting 3rd base along the way)
#228: Roy Koopa's Grizzly Addams Fate
#229: The only way to end this story arc properly

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King Koopa:
#276: Must have been on the Tablet Moses smashed
#277: He's one Coo' Koopa Playa
#278: The Easy way to Beat the Castle Level
#279: Staffing Problems
#280: Late 80's Nostalgia Strikes Like a Ninja

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In Search of the Sovereign:
#315: Did we mention he's powerful?
#316: Collateral Damage
#317: Dark Epiphany
#318: Maybe Max Force is Still a Hero After All
#319: On second thought, maybe he isn't
#320: Unseen Influence
#321: Koopa Family Values
#322: Being Max Force
#323: Long Awaited Introduction
#324: Dark Revelation
#325: The Shard of Tears
#326: Painting is his a specialty!
#327: The cat wouldn't know

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Max Force Follies:
Vs Mario:
#281: The One Man Army
#282: Magus Driven to the Edge
#283: Driveby
#284: Reversal
#285: The Uncanny Intuition of a NARC
#286: Mario's Super Special Attack
#287: Involuntary Drug Use
#288: MARIO'S DRUG RELATED PAST REVEALED!

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Power Team:
#289: The Team Acclaimed by all
#290: Journey to the Capital
#291: The Woes of a Monster Truck
#292: They should have met at the Conjunction Junction
#293: Eat your heart out John Stewart
#294: Hey, isn't His Daughter the Senator?
#295: He just wants to help the common farmer... really.
#296: He makes such a cute Padawan too...
#297: Sorry Virginia, but You're an Idiot.
#298: The Team's Back Together
#299: Taking the War to a Whole New Level
#300: Can you have deja vu in a flashback?
#301: You should have seen what he did to the Pope
#302: Max Force, Detective Extraordinaire
#303: Karnov Speaks Up
#304: Karnov's Mysterious Backers
#305: Ninja Teaser
#306: When Bad meant BAD
#307: Better with every telling
#308: Passed-Over Heroes
#309: And You Thought They Were Patriots....
#310: Back in the Day, Whoopass was Served in Six Packs
#311: The Lesser Known Belmont Brother....
#312: Mind Shield Defaults off Rifle Skill
#313: Why there was no Return of the Jedi for the NES
#314: How did he miss it? Too many drugs I guess...

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Holidays:
#059: Happy Turkey Day Comic
#064: What I wanna do to Santa ;-)
#100: Dance dance party!
Moral Time/First Anniversary

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Transitions:
#207: Meanwhile

#376: The Ass Episode

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Miscellaneous:
#054: Just joking about the last thing
#073: And now a word...
#074: And now a word... (Part 2)
#075: And now a word... (Part 3)
#076: And now a word... (Part 4)
#077: And now a word... (Part 5)
#078: And now a word... (Part 6)
#079: And now a word... (Part 7)
#080: And now a word... (Part 8)
#081: And now a word... (Part 9)

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